Wednesday, August 16, 2006

As serious as your remixes


Crazy-eyed beatsmith Four Tet (aka Kieran Hebden) will be releasing a bumper pack of remixes on Domino on September 25. The 2-disc effort offers one disc of Hebden's lauded remixes of people from Radiohead to Aphex Twin, and the second delivers reworkings of a range of tracks from the Four Tet back catalogue, with the likes of Boom Bip and Manitoba on knob-twiddling duties. Cunningly, it's entitled 'Four Tet Remixes'. Not too sure where they got that name from. The full tracklisting can be found here.

Monday, August 07, 2006

A few new purchases...

The best known cure for the post-festival blues has left me purchasing these fine releases, which I feel you all deserve to know about...

Osborne - Daylight (Spectral) - Some gorgeous summery tech-treats from the ever prolific Todd Osborne. It may be a whole three years old, but it is a classic feel-good hit from the Spectral camp with a balearic feel that is needed in every record collection. Throw in the Isolee pyjama mix for good measure, and you've got a corker of a 12"!

Spektrum - Horny Pony (Non Stop) - The mentalist minimal funkers return with a killer slice of dirty disco fun. This is serious music that doesn't take itself seriously, and with some tasty remixes thrown in (particularly the minimal groove of the James Priestley offering) it's a good slice of vinyl to get your mitts on.

John Tejada - Logic Memory Centre (Plug Research) - The ever prolific Mr. Tejada dropped this album back in '04, and it's a blinding slab of glitchy minimal with enough activity to keep you interested, and some understated vocal turns to create a full-length as good in your lounge as on the floor.

Luke Vibert - Kerrier District 2 (Rephlex) - As previewed earlier in this blog, the six tracker has finally fallen into SB&B's hands, and it's as good as you would hope! Lush, mildly camp and downright funky, particular highlights are 'Robotuss' and 'Sho U Rite'. Add to that the Ceephax remix of the latter, and you can't go wrong, with Jenkinson jnr. delivering a breaksy mix that sounds like jungle with a muzzle on. Brilliant stuff.

Ewan Pearson - Sci.Fi.Hi.Fi Vol. 01 (Soma) - SB&B's first dip into the now steam-rolling 'Sci.Fi.Hi.Fi' series (keep eyes peeled for the Luciano mix out now, and the imminent Alex Smoke) sees Ewan Pearson delivering a smorgasboard of delicious tech-house, full of interstellar synths and wholseome bass. With a cheeky dash of pop thrown into the equation, it's a good all-rounder for all the family.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Clark's new album is the bomb?


In what is set to be a corker of a month for Warp, October 2nd sees Clark (formerly Chris) dropping his third full length on our eagerly awaiting ears. Sorely underrated in the shadow of the big Electronica names, Chris Clark snuck out the 'Throttle Furniture' EP in February. Lead track 'Herr Bar' will also kick off the new LP, bafflingly entitled 'Body Riddle'. Judging by that track, and 'Ted' which is currently funking around on the Warp front page, it seems that the St. Albans lad has gone for a more direct, smack-em-in-the-face approach than the sprawling grandeur of 'Empty the Bones of You' (an all-time electronica fave of SB&B). Here's hoping that the rest of the album delivers, and catapults Clark into the big league of beat manglers (where we believe he belongs).

UPDATE! Check the ever-useful discogs for the tracklisting for the incoming album...let's get excited people!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Slap happy


It may have been floating around on the interweb for a little while now, but it's only appropriate that SB&B acknowledges the return of the mighty Tom Jenkinson, better known as Squarepusher. The new album is called 'Hello Everything', and drops like a snare rush on October 16th. Whether it will be a return to the amen-mangling mayhem of Go Plastic etc., or the jazz-noodling of Music is Rotted... remains to be seen, but the first clues lie in a track called 'The Modern Bass Guitar' which moonlighted on the Warp front page for a short time. With mixed reactions from the bloodthirsty (and difficult-to-please) message board/net hounds, the best thing to do is wait and judge for yourself.

Tobin's on the tube...


Enigmatic Brazilian Ninja Tune-smith Amon Tobin has surfaced on YouTube with some sketchy but exciting details for his forthcoming album. The sample-bothering boy-wonder has left his turntables alone for this project, instead focusing on the found-sound ethic that his home town of Montreal seems to inspire in so many people (Sixtoo to name but one). Anyway, a video with a killer soundtrack has cropped up here of him and his microphone stealthing around everywhere from dog kennels to what look like observation towers on what must be a perilous assignment. Here's looking forward to the next album then, if he doesn't get his hand bitten off in the meantime.

*Hold up!*: A quick look on Wikipedia (of all places) has revealed a couple of other Amon morsels for all you Supermodified-freaks out there. It turns out that earlier this year he snuck in a collaboration with Mike "don't-mention-Faith-No-More" Patton on his Peeping Tom project, for a track called 'Don't Even Trip'. As soon as SB&B gets wind of what this track is like you'll be the first to know. The album also features collaborations with Massive Attack, Dan The Automator, Kid Koala, Doseone, and, er, Norah Jones... should be an interesting one ;)

As well as that the ever handy YouTube has got some trailers for an Eastern European gross-out flick, Taxidermia, that Tobin has soundtracked. The sound seems to be in a similar vein to his Chaos Theory album: dark weird Latin folk music, and the film doesn't seem to let up on that front either... excellent news! There's three clips; 1, 2, 3, to pick from, so get stuck in.

Monday, July 31, 2006

The post-festival fallout (part 1)

Having spent an extensive amount of time living out of a rucksack and dining off of paper plates with plastic cutlery, SB&B is proud to deliver a round-up of the pick of the electronic music for two of the summers tastiest festivals. As was hoped and predicted, the third Glade festival was a veritable audio/visual trip through all the best corners of electronic music, with a lot of love put into creating the perfect atmosphere for the hippies and the rave-monsters to knuckle down to some serious partying. And it was very, very serious.

After patchy skies on Thursday, the festival gears slowly worked into action as the sun appeared on Friday morning and stayed out for the rest of the weekend. What better way to start off than with Rob Hall dropping Aphex Twin's 'On'? After some more nice wholesome electronica, it was time for Warp boy-wonder Jamie Lidell to work his thang in the main tent. Looking the epitome of the eccentric suave gent in NHS specs and a dressing gown, Lidell proceeded to pummell the crowd with his beatbox/sampling/techno trickery, creating a driving set that bounced the crowd from side to side before schmoothing things out with a few hits of the 'Multiply' LP soul and some hands in the air sing-alongs.

We waited around for the start of A Guy Called Gerald, who was dishing out some typically pumping house, but with a whole host of tents to choose from, the time machine set for 1995 wasn't appealing. Instead it was much more profitable to head to the Overkill tent to see German nutters Modeselektor going at it hammer and tongs. Welding the best tunes from their monstrous 'Hello Mom!' LP to some solid European stomping music, the BPitchControl boys did well to distract people from making bad jokes about Avid Merrion programmes, and by the time French hip-hop mashup 'Dancing Box' was flung out of the speakers, everyone was losing it. An impressive feat for 8 in the evening, but the party-anywhere-anytime attitude of the Glade-goers meant that you couldn't help but get sucked in.

After a brief respite it was time to dip toes into the breaks pool, only to find it disappointingly tepid. Understandably, the free-party nature of the Glade means that concessions have to be made to the council for their licence, one of which must have been the sound on Friday night as the Plump DJs were barely audible over the noise of the crowd. A breaks dancefloor can be of the most energising, fun places to go raving, but it is music that needs to be LOUD, and that just wasn't happening.

However, the big kahuna (or should I say spicy bean) burger of the Friday night, if not the whole fest, was the ever shadowy Autechre doing a peak of the night set. Live shows are rare enough, let alone seeing them play at a festival, so it was with great expectation that the main tent filled out for a slice of the mangled beat pie. Coming on in their uniform darkness, the boys Booth and Brown started bashing away at their machines with that same 'Untilted' energy that graced their shows last Autumn. Lots of wacky shapes were being thrown to keep up with the beats, and there was a pleasing prescence of a danceable rhythmic structure underneath the layers of clicks and pops. However, things gradually, almost so slowly as to not even notice, descended into repetition and monotony. Many were heard to comment afterwards that one track seemed to last about twenty minutes without changing, and whilst there were subtle mutations, the progression was like that of the M25 during rush hour. What started as an exciting festival rave-up with some truly attention grabbing music turned into a chin-stroking fest, which is something electronica has been veering away from for the better, in SB&B's humble opinion. There is no doubt that they were playing and making brilliant music, but there is a certain amount of communication between the crowd, the artist(s) and the music that is needed in a live setting. In other words... "Why couldn''t you just play as hard as you did at the Koko?!?!"
The excesses of Friday night see a blanket of chill fall over the sun-baked masses on Saturday afternoon as they crawl for the shady spots while the midday heat rinses down on the Origin Stage crowd. After trekking from our campsite and seeing the furore of psychedelic colours bouncing around to that unmistakable psy-trance sound, it is decided that they must be insane to be coping with hardcore raving at this time of the day. Of course that sort of attitude won't do in a place like this, so before we can make a bee-line for the shaded temple, we are in the midst of the pink dreadlocks, fluorescent poi and the most crisp, punchy 5.1 outdoor sound system SB&B has ever had the pleasure to hear. Where the Glade excels is in creating enclosed environments out of nothing physical, and any agorophobic could stand next to the Origin Stage and feel like they were hiding under their duvet. Back in the Overkill tent Jackson's killing the competition with an unmatchable set of house, techno, electro, breakbeat, funk, pop and anything else finely chopped, stir-fried together and served with a very tasty French dressing. His attention to detail would leave the likes of Akufen shamed, and he carries it off with such style that you can't help but think that he's been stealing talent from other equally deserving people.

Maximum credit has to go to gabba/hardcore/dnb nutter Tim Exile for his utterly ludicrous yet bordering on genius concept of Bass Boxing (see pic.). It's a simple premise; two sets of inflatable boxing gloves fitted with midi triggers linking them to computers, firing off gabba samples as they get hit. This all gets tied in with an arcade game screen, takes place in a boxing ring and has Mr. Exile playing referee/jester/stand-up comedian. An idea that could only work at festivals such as this one, it's great fun watching wrecked crusties try and batter each other with glorified beach balls whilst the computer game shouts insults at whoever is losing. Brilliant stuff.

Saturday night is a game of two halves: on one hand the main tent sees the unpredictable (sometimes for the worse) James Lavelle followed by Nick Warren, for a bit of a Global Underground themed bash. Lavelle turns out a set that somehow shouldn't work at a festival at 2am, but does incredibly well. Nice n' minimal, progressive house that builds in lush synths and gradually tougher beats, the Mo Wax man left everyone pleasantly surprised. Nick Warren's marginally tougher breaks angle segued very nicely in from this, but suddenly the word 'nice' was being bandied around far too much. And so it comes to the second half of Saturday night, where all the A.D.D fuelled, ritulin deprived toddlers on speed in the world couldn't keep up with the silliness of the Overkill tent, for the rave pirates of the electronica high-seas, sailing on SS Bangface, were in town. Luke Vibert certainly did himself proud, pounding out a wildly eclectic set from the spastic-funk of his Wagon Christ guise to rinse-out jungle a la Amen Andrews. What made it all the more special was the Bangface troopers dishing out glowsticks, smiley-face beach balls, and flashing up ridiculous EastEnders visuals, encouraging horn-tooting, whistle blowing euphoria from all present. Acid relics Altern-8 dished out more of the old-skool bizness, before it got all breakcore with Knifehandchop and Bong-Ra to push the remaining masked nutters into the ground.

Sunday has never felt more like a Sunday than at the Glade. The "turn your body up to 11" attitude of the last three days washes a general vibe of exhausted contentment over the whole site... apart of course from the Origin Stage where it's still the peak of the day/night/festival/ who-knows-anymore-I-haven't-slept-since-Thursday. With this in mind SB&B trudges over to the main tent feeling ashamed in advance for the lack of energy it expects to throw into watching uproarious punk-funkers !!!, and troubled by doubts over how a soundsystem that has been handling laptops and decks most of the weekend will take to a nine-piece car crash of a band. However, from the second they spill onto the stage, !!! dispell any suggestions that it might be Sunday, that we should get some rest, or that we shouldn't physically have enough energy to blink let alone dance. Launching into 'Pardon My Freedom', everyone present gets their hair blown back from the fireball that is Nic Offer marching round on stage, and promptly the crowd start getting on down in return. With a set comprised mostly of new material, with 'Intensify' and 'Dear Can' being exceptions, the Noo-Yoikers still manage to keep their crowd for the entire set, and by the end there is a sense of disbelief that something that momentous could have happened this afternoon. Maybe it was the excitement of watching musicians who move and shake, maybe the live basslines, maybe the rousing horns; who cares as long as it works?

Jimmy Edgar played the penultimate Overkill set, with his slick glitchy techno sliding down as smoothly as the beer did three days ago. In a previous internet incarnation SB&B rather ripped Mr. Edgar apart for lazy mixing (which wasn't his fault) and a boring generic style but since then Edgar has developed into a well rounded electronic craftsman, creating beats at just the right pace to shuffle without the risk of limbs falling off (at this stage of the game, ravers leprosy feels like a very real threat). Sadly however, it's 7pm, the sun is hovering just above the trees, and the final set has to be played out. Again one can only assume a licencing wrangle forced the organisers into ending the music this early, but with the choice infront of us, it seems fitting to end things at the Origin Stage, where the daytime heat has subsided to a comforting glow, and Swedish psy-duo Ticon are punching out some soft trance at the more euphoric end of the scale (note: not cheesy!) It seems the perfect way to round off the weekend, feeling mildly relieved, thoroughly elated, and wholly exhausted.

So after all that, a weekend of non-stop first-class music with a non-stop, first-class crowd in an idyllic setting, the only thing left to say is "same time next year".

Massive thank you to my gorgeous girlfriend Tash for the photos ;)

Thursday, June 01, 2006

New Audion material!

Following on from the absolutely barnstorming Audion releases and a killer Fabric mix, Spectral have announced the next move by Matthew Dear's nasty alter-ego. For those that don't know, Matthew Dear has been dropping crisp minimal techno with a killer left-field edge and cold-as-Dracula's-coffin vocals on Spectral Sound for a good few years now (check the 'Leave Luck To Heaven' LP for proof). Then out of the blue at the end of 2004 the first Audion EP 'Kisses' dropped, ditching the concentrated click'n'shuffle of the Matthew Dear work and focusing instead on having the most crushing tweaked-out synths imaginable, and making everyone think about shagging to the music they were hearing. Since then we've had 'The Pong' and 'Just Fucking' 12"s and the LP 'Suckfish', which have maintained the high standard on production and sex-obsessed rhythms, and now it seems the sexual tension will reach fever pitch with a split EP between Audion and Ellen Allien. 'Just a Man/Woman' drops on July 25. Expect a gushing review very shortly after this :)

People of the sun...

While the Glade festival may be nearly unmatchable in it's line-up, no amount of breath-holding can guarantee the weather won't turn the festival into a bad day in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. In search of warmer climes, SB+B is heading off to Benicassim for the annual beach-orientated shindig. On the coast of Spain between Barcelona and Valencia, for five days people from all over Europe get together to dance all night and sunbathe all day in one of the friendliest festival atmospheres SB+B has had the pleasure to experience. There may be a whole host of lumbering indie trite dominating the main stage, but look deeper into the line-up and the European talent on offer is pants-wettingly good.

Alex Smoke (right) will hopefully deliver lush, complex minimal techno that can move you and make you move simultaneously, if the LP's he's put out on Soma Records is anything to go by. Nature loving German Dominik Eulberg has been delivering top-notch remixes and collabs with the likes of Gabriel Ananda (Harzer Roller being a highlight of the tech-year so far) and no doubt his appearance will meet the demand for twisted layers of beats. Ellen Allien (Grand High Duchess of the excellent B-Pitch Control label) & Apparat (Daddy of the Shitkatapult block) are collaborating live in support of their 'Orchestra of Bubbles' LP, which should mean a nice sit-down set of thought provoking tech-bizness. Isolee (left) is bringing his organic styles for dance music that positively breathes (albeit with the breath of the most weed-infused British tourist in Amsterdam) and judging by his 'Wearemonster' LP the live set should be a lovely place. Everyone's new favourite Frenchmen since Daft Punk stopped making good tunes, Justice will be spreading their manic, filthy-bass driven tomfoolery all over the scantily-clad Spanish masses. Best to prepare for drunken arm-in-arm en masse singing to 'Never Be Alone', their tune with Simian which has been filling dancefloors for the best part of three years now.

There's a huge amount of other terribly exciting stuff (Madness live in Spain?! Oh yes!) so check out the website to see what you may be missing/having to fork out a load of cash to go and see, and expect a sketchy report of sorts at the end of July.

At a loose end in London?

This Saturday sees another Wang party in Hackney, bringing some damn fine electro/techno sounds to your ears in a laid-back environment. Rare survivors of the free-party explosion of the nineties, the Wang crew have been found at a selection of different venues around London, taking pride in finding great locations where people can enjoy themselves without having to deal with moody bouncers, ridiculous bar prices and scarf-wearing scenesters. Their last party had Squarepusher doing a one-off tour through his record collection with a fantastic old-skool acid, hardcore and jungle DJ set. On Saturday (June 3) you can see Bolz Bolz (pictured right rocking a Wang party) doing a DJ set (to complement his stomping live set last time around) as well as a Metroline Records showcase, bringing top-class Italian minimal techno over in the shape of Raw, Phiorio and Andrea Kalenda DJing. Along with the residents Electro Elvis + Lula and George 'Skull' Hull, it should be a cracking party in a former pub in Hackney. With an ever-friendly crowd of regulars, if you fancy some partying without the hassle you'll be hard pushed to find something better than Wang.

Some good online tutorials

For any budding producers out there - SB+B has happened across a really useful set of video tutorials covering every aspect of creating a hard techno tune. The tutors, Joseph Cornwell and Dave Braidy, are technicians at the Museum of Techno, an institution dealing with the integral part techno has had to play in the evolution of music, and housing the most complete collection of kick drums dating back to the nineteenth century. Their brusque delivery may take a little getting used to, but the deep knowledge both Cornwell and Braidy have of techno production will soon translate to you producing your own sounds...


...either that or you'll end up hooked on Sherry. Go to the technical department on the site to find the videos.

Ready to get dirty?

Judging by the last Ammunition night two years ago, this will be an unmissable event. Housed in the charmingly grimey network of tunnels and rooms that is the Electrowerkz in Angel, London, an all-star line-up sees the dubstep, breakcore and general dirty styles of Planet-Mu rinsed out until the early hours.

The SB+B pick of the bunch is label don ยต-Ziq, whose last LP 'Bilious Paths' is possibly the ultimate soundtrack to raves, with a blistering assault of breaks, jungle and hardcore sewn together with a rich melodic palette of sounds - essential stuff.

Vibert will obviously be a safe bet, and hopefully we can enjoy some sneaky-peeks at his new material (see below), and no doubt breakcore king Venetian Snares will piledrive pneumatic drills into everyone's ear drums. Following his awesome grime set at the Warp records Xmas party last year, Milanese should be right at home amongst the Mu stable's urban aesthetic. With a slew of other Mu bad-boys on the bill, it looks set to be a corker. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock...

Are you feeling the vibe(rt)?

Electronica's ultimate jack of all trades, Luke Vibert, is issuing forth a whole host of tasty treats over the next few months, so it only seems right to bring y'all up to speed.

Following in the tradition of his alter-egos such as Wagon Christ, a new Vibert name crops up with the Sidthug EP. Spac Hand Luke (politically incorrect? who knows?) may be a grimier style for the Cornish lad but it's still classic Vibert, layering up loopy samples over relentless acid-lines and filthy, filthy bass. It seems more targeted at the dancefloor, hiting the 140 bpm confidently and ensuring all manner of dodgy shapes to be thrown at his upcoming shows. It's out on Rephlex on 12" as of Monday, and you can hear samples and order it from excellent online record store Boomkat right now!

Also out on Rephlex, although shrouded in a bit more mystery, is the Amen Andrews vs. Spac Hand Luke. Obviously Spac Hand Luke is Senor Vibert's new pseudonym, and Amen Andrews is the name he used to put out a series of seriously sick drum n bass 12"s a couple of years ago, so here's hoping for some classy filth in all the dark corners of electronic music. Details of when it will drop are sketchy, although Tesco (of all places) list the release date as June 26. The tracklisting looks pretty hot as well:

  1. London
  2. Like A Machine
  3. Intelligent
  4. Grime 2 Dark
  5. Multiple Stab Wounds
  6. Grave
  7. Amen Andrews
  8. Junglism
  9. Play
  10. Shot Killer Pussy
  11. Screwface
  12. Barrave
  13. Murder
Keeping on the Rephlex tip, the eagerly-anticipated Kerrier District 2 should be coming out at some point. All we know at this stage is that it will feature a Ceephax remix, which seems a little bizarre considering Luke's smooth, funky and all-round nice disco grooves under the KD name are a world away from Ceephax's frenetic Essex 'ardkore stylings, but then again the younger brother of Tom 'Squarepusher' Jenkinson is secretly a production whizz behind all the comedy performances, so fingers crossed for a cracking collision of sound.

Possibly the most exciting release is the barely mentioned Here It Comes EP under the Plug name. Some of Luke's earliest releases were as Plug, dealing with the earliest forms of drum n bass and jungle with his trademark West-country mad twist. Rewind Records, home to jungle revivalists Soundmurderer & SK1, are releasing this 4-track EP of unheard Plug tracks dating back ten years. No date is confirmed as yet, but this should have the old-skoolers jumping for joy (if they still have use of their limbs in the post-rave years?) You'd best save up the pennies, 'cause the Vibert influx is here.

Gladeness and ting...


The third Glade festival is taking place this July somewhere in Berkshire. Evolving from the Glade stage at Glastonbury, this is the ultimate British festival for anyone looking for the finest electronic music in a smattering of tents surrounded by mud and dreadlocks. Dedicated electronica, breaks and psy-trance stages operate across the three days, with a whole host of other marginal music forms popping up in little tents all over the place.

The festival organisers aren't releasing the official line-up but after hunting down the artists that have already confirmed their appearances, here's the acts that you can find Squeaks Bleeps & Beats dancing like a loon to:

!!! (pictured right) for trippy post-punk/funk that leans heavily on bongos, cowbells and slappy basslines.

B12 for some classic early-Warp records techno - lots of layers of lush synths and Detroit soul.

Ceephax for low-budget erratic acid, hardcore, jungle and tv themes joyfully mashed together.

Hellfish & Producer - brutal-as-you-like hard/breakcore, a pick for AFX DJ sets and feeling your brain dragged through a meat grinder.

Jackson and his Computer Band - Choppy electro, hip-hop and pop collide in one of Warp's hottest signings of late.

Jamie Lidell - the new Soul godfather? Expect live beat-box sample trickery mixed with smooth vocals for a crazy, feel-good experience.

Modeselektor - mad-as-a-badger German techno that hits hard in all the right places.

Plump DJs - the breakbeat dons spinning their chunky rhythms and porky basslines.

Tim Exile - Planet Mu stalwart who plays A.D.D fuelled breakcore and jungle with a parrot on his shoulder.

Promising a down to earth vibe and lots of hidden surprises (look out for the IDSpiral ambient dome - always a 6 am favourite), this year looks set to be a classic on the increasingly cluttered summer festival roster. Now all we have to do is worry about the weather...

Monday, May 22, 2006

Eraserhead...

Here's some pretty exciting news coming in off the grapevine. It seems that Thom Yorke (lead singer of Radiohead) has got a solo record coming out under the name The Eraser. Whether this means he will be imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger is unknown at this stage, but here's a few details to get all twitchy about.

It's out on XL Recordings (home to The Prodigy, MIA, Dizzee Rascal etc.) on July 10 (UK) / July 11 (US) and is produced by regular 'head cohort Nigel Godrich. For your dollar you get nine wholesome and totally new tracks by the name of:

The Eraser
Analyse
The Clock
Black Swan
Skip Divided
Atoms For Peace
And It Rained All Night
Harrowdown Hill
Cymbal Rush

And the good news? The buzz is that it's going to be primarily an electronic album... (bring on Kid A mk. II). Visit www.theeraser.co.uk for some bizzare animations and a lack of information (would you expect anything less?)

Welcome...


Hopefully this blog will provide a mild amount of entertainment and utterly useless trivia about the minutae of techno, electronica, breakbeat, jungle, drum & bass, hip-hop, house, and anything else music related that I or anyone else may be getting up to.

You can expect reports on any live events I might be going to, nights I might be crawling back from, grossly opinionated write-ups on the new records I've bought, warnings on music that is best avoided, and any other music related tomfoolery.

Don't worry too much about the links above, they're just a few stealthy hints at what you can expect to see from me.

First real post soon...

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